bobbomo

over thinking

bobbomo — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 01:11:41 +0000

don’t touch the positive with the negative end
cause after all of the sparks you’re still alone in the dark

election will determine

bobbomo — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:48:08 +0000

i’ve decided the november election will decide more than our next president. it will also determine whether i finally buy an xbox 360 or another gun and an ample amount of ammunition.

doors songs

bobbomo — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:59:36 +0000

new category called “one of my all time top ten favorite” in which i will post a few of my favorite things. all entries subject to change and will many times in my life. this issue will be songs performed by The Doors.

Roadhouse Blues
Break on Through (to the Other Side)
Gloria – cover by Van Morrison
Who Do You Love? – cover by Bo Diddley
Love Me Two Times
Light My Fire
Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)

Welfare Line

bobbomo — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:44:29 +0000

Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ” Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.”

The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well… you started it.”

best christmas songs

bobbomo — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:15:53 +0000

current fav christmas songs… impossible to get down to top 5 or 10

Santa Baby performed by Taylor Swift
All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey
Good King Wenceslas performed by Mannheim Steamroller
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus performed by Jessica Simpson
White Christmas performed by The Drifters
Oi to the World by The Vandals
I’ll Be Home for Christmas performed by Twisted Sister
Christmas Day by MxPx
I Hate Christmas Parties by Relient K
A Great Big Sled by The Killers
O Holy Night performed by Mariah Carey
Penguin, James Penguin by Brad Paisley
Decorate Yourself by Ren & Stimpy
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells from the Batman: The Animated Series episode Christmas with The Joker
Bow Down Before the Power of Santa from the Invader Zim episode The Most Horrible X-mas Ever